Do you believe in aliens?
Miss me, miss me. Now you wanna kiss me.
Bitch please, fall back. I don’t know where your lips be.
"Happy like, birthday!"
I heard some girl say this in the hallway the other day. And she had that white dumb bitch voice to go along with it: “Like omg, totally like hehehe like I know right like yeah”
I’ve learned over the years that there are some people in your life that don’t need to be there. You need to cut off the negative people.
My phone is always on silent.
Because a lot of the time I don’t want to be bothered, but mostly because when I’m in the midst of doing something and I’m zoned out and concentrating, my phone will go off loud as hell and scare the living shit out of me. I learned that the hard way.. twice.
My happiness comes from seeing life without struggle.– Nicki Minaj
I'm a human beeeeeeeeeeeing.
I hate seeing my mom cry.
I can’t deal with that. Always makes me cry too.
"We need to talk"
scariest words ever.
You know how Lil Kim knows Nicki Minaj is talking...
cause she stays listening to her songs. I bet that bitch bought her CD. She been a fan.
REBLOG if you think Lil Kim should bow down to...
Scariest shit ever.
So I’m just waking up, and I’m lying in bed with the covers half over my face. I lean over to pick up my phone from the floor to see what time it is, i’m half asleep. I see something moving from the corner on my eye. I look to see a big gigantic fucking spider on my covers an inch from my face. I jump the fuck out of bed, wide awake now. and kill that motherfucker.
"Send this text to 15 people or you're going to...
Nigga, GTFO. I hate this shit. Really? Do people actually believe this shit?! Let me get technical for a minute. Who is going to kill you? And how would they know whether or not you sent this text, and if you sent it to 15 people? Did they bug your phone? Is it the government? Are they watching you from outside in a white van? No. Step your brains up. Please.
I’m so excited for Black Friday shopping. I’ve never been before. Me and my mom were planning to stay up all night tonight and leave around 2am to go to Urban Outfitters, but the Urban here doesn’t open til’ freakin’ 8am! Whatthehell.
Apple Pie > Any Other Pie
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So I skipped school today because I was supposed to wake my ass up super early, head into New York and get Nicki Minaj’s CD with the wristband so I could go to her CD signing. But them shits are sold out. Fuck my life. I’m so sad. :(
I was pretending to be Nicki Minaj in a National...
Nicki: Hi Brandon. Can I call you B-$tacks?
Nicki: Ight nigga.
Brandon: Do you have any questions about the National Guard.
Nicki: Yeah, I wanna join.
Brandon: Okay, have you had any past medical conditions?
Nicki: I had asthma back in the day but that shits gone.
Brandon: Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Or gone to prison?
Nicki: No. I'm a barbie. Barbie's don't go to jail. Elk.
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Backstreet Boys and New Kids On The Block...
I WANTED TO SEE HARRY POTTER AT MIDNIGHT!
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