Why are people so dumb?
It drives me crazy. My friend wants to go see Eclipse tonight so I called the mall to see if they had any tickets left, and this is how the conversation went: me: hey do you have any eclipse tickets left? girl: let me check… yeah. Maybe. me: maybe?! What does that mean girl: uhm… Yeah. me: yes or no?! girl: yeah… me: two? girl: maybe… me: oh my god. *hangs up* ...
I always wondered
Why girls call each other “sweetheart” and “sweetie” when they’re arguing and fighting. So weird.
Why I loved Cancun:
1. They give anyone free shots when you buy something from their store. Coconut flavored shots. Mmm. 2. It’s so easy to haggle with the store owners at the flea market. I wanted this bracelet that said one love and the guy was selling for 8 dollars. I told him the store next door sold it for 2 dollars so he sold it to me for 1 dollar. And my friend and I wanted these Ray Banz and they were...
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carpe-thatfcking-diem asked: thanks for losing your phone again SLORE! Anyways, I would like to inform you that we must hang out this week so I could give you the thing I got you from Harry Potter World. AND we need to watch eclipse this weeeek.
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I wish my dad didn't smoke.
I hate swimming in the ocean.
The waves always knock me over I always get that nasty salty water in my mouth. It knocked my swimsuit over and my boob totally popped out and this guy saw and smiled like a creep. It smells like fish. I hate the smell of fish. The sand feels like tiny ants on the ground moving around which freaks me out. The water is super cold. That’s about it.
You wanna know what I hate?
Bullshit. bullshit that makes no sense especially. So I’m in Cancun with my dad, his boyfriend and my “best” friend. Yesterday my dad and I went to the aquarium, the beach, and the pool, and my friend stayed on the couch all day watching tv. Seriously?! You come to Cancun and you lay on the motherfucking couch?? We invited her to those places with us of course but she was...
So I'm in Cancun right now
It’s fucking beautiful. I’ll post pictures when I get home next week. It’s so amazing. We’re in a condo with the craziest view and we have 3 giant pools outside and 3 jacuzzis!! It’s insane. I’m losing my mind. I never want to leave!
Whenever my hands fall asleep I start clapping.
Once it happened when I was on line at McDonalds and I started clapping and everyone turned around and starred at me. I didn’t give a fuck. I continued clapping til they woke up.
You guys say the darnest things.
loveletterstomyself answered your question: Would You Rather #5 If I were stuck on a deserted islands, i’d be horny as hell. So yea, hit me with the rapist babe! itscamiibitch answered your question: Would You Rather #5 what does the rapist look like? :D
I don't even know why I'm watching Big Time Rush...
I hate this show. It’s probably because Jordin Sparks is on it. Ever since I saw her in person I thought she was so pretty. She’s gorgeous in person. Foreal. <3
Would You Rather #5
a) Be abandoned on a deserted island with a rapist with nothing to eat besides bugs and everyday you have to escape and run away from the rapist, or he will rape you. b) Die slowly in a fire. If you had to pick, which would you choose?
Tomorrow morning, me, my papi, and my best friend are leaving for Cancun! Can’t fucking wait! But this means I won’t be on Tumblr for a week. Try not to miss me too much :/ But I’ll queue a whole bunch of shit so it’ll be like I never left!
Cassie - Long Way 2 Go
"I'm a kid at heart. A bitch with an attitude. A...
"There's plenty of other fish in the sea"
What the hell do fish have to do with anything?! That’s like: GIrl: “My boyfriend just dumped me” Mom: “oh don’t worry. There’s a lot of clouds in the sky”
Have you ever stolen something?
My dad said he'd buy me a blackberry when I give...
So tonight I decided I wanted to have a Mexican fiesta. Because tacos are fucking delicious. So my mom and I went out shopping, we got sombreros for everyone, streamers, decorations and we’re making tacos, nachos, and rice and beans for dinner and playing Mexican music. I’m excited :)
merakiflow asked: how'd you put the Portugal flag up?
Long walks on the beach...
No. I don’t like walking first of all, I’m a lazy bum most of the time, I wouldn’t enjoy walking for a long time. And what if it was a long beach, would we walk the entire beach? Because then we’d have to walk all the way back! But then what if it was a small beach, would we just walk back and forth and back and forth for a long time? Because I’m not down for that...
Dimples are insanely cute.
At my school, we don't have any ice packs. We...
Is it just me, or do they really fucking suck? I mean, are school nurses, nurses that failed med school or something? My first nurse, Monya, was a retard. Like literally. Kids would go in with stomach aches, come out with ice packs. This one girl went in with a headache and came out with fuckin crutches! Like WTF?! I’m not even kidding. She was a moron. Second, my high school nurse is NO...
Tumblr kills me. During one of my finals the other day I started busting out laughing cause I thought of that picture where it was like: “I heard you like to cook, so I put an oven in your oven, so you can bake while you bake” I couldn’t stop laughing, and I wasn’t about to try to explain why I was laughing cause I don’t even know how to.
I can sort of tell the future. Not exactly how you would imagine, I don’t see visions or anything, nothing crazy. Just a feeling. It’s so simple, but it’s true. Whenever something fun is going to happen, for example a friend sleeping over, this one time I got this strange gut feeling that something was wrong, I wasn’t as excited as I normally would be. And 5 minutes later...
I totally forgot Bernie Mac was dead.
Derek Jeter > Alex Rodriguez
What color should I paint my nails?
Lime green Red Pink Light blue Beige Yellow
"When the grass is cut. The snakes will show" -...
This quote is so true. A lot of people act all buddy-buddy-I-love-you to your face, and fuck-you-lemmie-talk-shit behind your back. Beneath it all, under all the fakeness, the realness is there. It’s a shame.