I went to go get something to kill it with and now it’s gone.
I’m so paranoid it’s not even funny.
It could be a n y w h e r e.
my birthday is on the 5th of August.
- Phil: I wanna have a career in avionics.
- Me: What's that?
- Phil: like aircraft.. flying.
- Me: You wanna be an airplane?
Don’t get frozen yogurt at Pinkberry to go if it takes you 40 minutes to get home and its 200 degrees outside.
People with 100 followers - “HEY GUYS FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME!” “HEY WILL YOU FOLLOW ME BACK” “FOLLOW ME BACK :D” random picture posts. nothing that important.
People with 250 followers - attention whore. probably does or has done a topless tuesday, and/or dat ass wednesday.
People with 500 followers - cool pictures. a text post here and there. okay.
People with 1000 followers - cool pictures. a lot of interesting text posts. personal text posts here and there. good.
People with 2000+ followers - “omg i’m so cool get out ma face. i have so many followers i’m the coolest person in the world. woooo yay me!”
People with 2000+ followers - pictures of themselves. interesting text posts. someone that actually uses their brain. someone that realizes this is just an online website and not real life and just because they have a lot of followers doesn’t make them a god.
People with 4000+ followers - just sexy pictures of themselves. sexy sexy.
Where do you fit in?