I love this show.
Eric: Kelso, Jackie has you so whipped.
Fez: Whipped like the family pig.
Kelso: I am not pig whipped. Where do you even get this stuff?
Hyde: Are you kidding me? *mimics Jackie* Michael! Call me at 8!
Eric: *mimics Jackie* Michael! Do your Chico impression!
Fez: Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you.
Applying for colleges is so stressful.
Harvard is my backup safety school. LMAO jk. Ahhh, I crack myself up. Imagine though. Ugh.
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I don't like texting people first.
Because they usually take forever and keep me waiting. Whereas if I get texted, I can pick and choose when I text them back. I have all the power >:)
I have a friend, who's scared to take a shower.
She thinks that while she’s in the shower someone is going to come up in her house, rob her and then murder her. So she always has to be on the phone with someone while she’s in the shower and she’s like: “If I stop talking to you, call 911” And when she leaves the bathroom she sings so that if there is an intruder they’ll attack her first before killing her,...
I can give you more than the usual.
Nicki Minaj GIF Story
So I turned on the radio and Lil Kim was playing and Nicki Minaj was like ”TURN THAT SHIT OFF” and I was like “oh my bad” and I changed the station and Trey Songs “Say Aah” was playing so Nicki was like and then we were outside to the park and there were cute ass boys so Nicki was like but they ignored us and walked past us so Nicki was like and after we sat...
collaboration of these songs: 1. Bruno Mars -...
STOP. It’s getting old… we get it. nobody likes you.
Lil Wayne ft. Drake - Right Above It
I've been smiling so much today my jaw hurts.
I don't like it...
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
I hate it when a pretty person has an ugly...
Tumblr burn book is almost as wack as the Tumblr...
It's just me, Mr. Miyagi, and the Phantom of the...
I find it annoying when people say they're "on...
Nigga, you ain’t no skateboarder.
So I have this killer headache right now
And I broadcasted a message on BBM asking what to do to get rid of it because I hate medicine and pills and these are the responses I got: alcohol weed sex Awesome. BRB, I’m gonna go take some shots and have sex while I’m high.
Going to see it with my friend in a while. Is it good?
Haters, you can kill yourself.
I need a new Tumblr theme.
If anybody makes themes and is all geeked out on HTML, hit me up in my ask. Might even be willing to pay you..
Anonymous asked: How come you never change your picture?
Bitches hate bitches.